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dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

While other places have ponies or parrots… we have dragons.

"I could eat this entire cow but your vegan sisters frown upon that kind of thing. I mean cool you’re vegan but I want to have ribs and eat a cow just a whole fucking cow. I’m fucking 53. I have a gay daughter that acts like a son and I have two hippie daughters that need stable jobs. But that’s okay. Because I’m going to eat that cow."

My dad drunk off his ass last night looking at our neighbors cows (via gay-girl-swag-3000)

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)


Your space? What do you mean, your space? No idea what you’re talking about.

. #pitbull #mycrazydog #vscocam


He’s been gone for work for a week and I think she’s a bit happy to have him back